Spotted: Little Jenny Humphrey packing her bags and moving out of Brooklyn.  That's what happened on last week's episode of Gossip Girl, as J let the success of her impromptu fashion show go straight to her bangs.  Also moving on to greener pastures was Nate, who fled to the Hamptons after Dan found out about his fling with the wannabe fashion icon.  D may be willing to play Judge Judy and executioner when it comes to N, but he doesn't deserve the moral high ground after sending his story about Chuck to his advisor.  How far is Dan willing to go for a recommendation letter?

Tonight's episode of Gossip Girl introduces the hilarious Wallace Shawn as Eleanor's DeVito-esque love interest, Cyrus Rose.  There's nothing like watching B stress over a romance.

Jenny (Taylor Momsen) has gone to live with Agnes and her mom, which Rufus is pretending to be cool with.  If he stays calm, it's possible J will come home on her own.  While Rufus deals with a lonely household, Dan gets a recommendation letter from his advisor, who was impressed with his story about Chuck.  The only problem is that a man from New York magazine wants him to write an expose on Bart Bass.  Will Humphrey risk the wrath of the Bassholes to advance his career?

Blair (Leighton Meester) wants to plan her 18th birthday party, but instead she has to meet Eleanor's new beau, who she hopes will become her dashing new stepfather.  B is expecting Cyrus to be a Clooney clone, but instead he's awesome character actor Wallace Shawn!  Blair feels like dying and killing the man at the same time.  I'd personally love it if Wallace Shawn became my stepdad, but maybe I've just seen The Princess Bride one too many times.

Jenny and Agnes pitch their designs to a fancy business manager, but the meeting doesn't go well.  Agnes makes a scene by arguing with J over minor details, which is something she's been doing time and time again.  Later, Agnes fails to show up at another meeting because she's too busy dealing with a hangover.  That's when J decides to meet with the man on her own.  He says he'll be happy to work with her if she just gets a permission slip signed by a parent.  Meanwhile, Chuck tries to bond with his dad by buying him hockey tickets, but Bart is too busy for his son.

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