The Glee quotables corner--it's safe because it's over the counter. This week: swimming, baseball, and an unusually-cheesy-yet-absolutely-cute line from Ken.
Let's start things off with Sue's letter:
Dear Journal. Feeling listless again today. It began at dawn, when I tried to make a smoothie out of beef bones, breaking my juicer. And then at Cheerios practice, disaster...
It was unmistakable. It was like spotting the first spark on the Hindenburg. A quiver! That quiver will lose us Nationals. And without a championship, I'll lose my endorsements. And without those endorsements, I won't be able to buy my hovercraft.Glee Club
. Every time I try to destroy that clutch of scab-eating mouth breathers, it only comes back stronger like some sexually ambiguous horror movie villain. Here I am, about to turn 30, and I've sacrificed everything, only to be Shanghaied by the bi-curious machinations of a cabal of doughy
Am I missing something, Journal? Is it me? Of course it's not me. It's Will Schuester
. What is it about him, Journal? Is it the arrogant smirk? Is it the store-bought home perm? You know, Journal, I noticed something yesterday...
Of course, it's coming clear to me now. If I can't destroy the club, I'll have to destroy The Man
- Sue Sylvester
"Uhm, I'm sorry, you've just, uh... you've got some mustard in your cute Kirk Douglas chin dimple."Sue:
"We're dealing with children. They need to be terrified. It's like mother's milk to them. Without it, their bones won't grow properly."Will:
"Hey, hope you guys are up for this competition. The girls look pretty pumped."Artie:
"We're planning on smacking them down like the hand of God."Sue:
"Me? I never wanted kids. Don't have the time, don't have the uterus."Terri:
"Oh God, what am I gonna do?"Sue:
"I think you should both pack up and move out of the district, unless you wanna lose your man to a mentally-ill ginger pygmy with eyes like a bush baby."Finn:
"But I can't get Rachel out of my head. She kinda freaks me out in a Swimfan
kind of way, but she can really sing, and her body's smokin'--if you're not into boobs."Finn:
"My mom says I'm stretched too thin, so I gave up homework, but that didn't help."Ken:
"I can't promise to pick my underwear or squeegee the shower door, but I can promise to keep your life clean of sadness and loneliness and any other dark clouds that might float into it."
"It's deplorable, contemptible, and just plain wrong, not to mention that it's cheating. As a matter of fact, I'm gonna start calling you F-Rod!"Finn:
"What's up, A-Rach?"Rachel:
"I'm sorry about what I said yesterday, about you being contemptible and deplorable."Finn:
"Nah, that's all right. I don't even know what those words meant."More "Vitamin D":
Music- Henrik Batallones, BuddyTV Staff Columnist