The Glee quotables page--your source for the latest school gossip that wasn't acquired with underwear changing hands. This week: Californian wannabes, Greek warriors, and Thai students.
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"Look at me. Even in the heat of battle, I'm so elegant. Regal. I am Ajax, mighty Greek warrior. God, it finally feels good to pop that zit known as Will Schuester."Will:
"Shut up, Sue. Look at us. We're even fighting in our voiceovers."Jacob:
"I want Rachel Berry panties."Sue:
"In fact, I like minorities so much, I'm thinking of moving to California to become one!"Sue:
"I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help picturing small birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and I find it disgusting."Sue:
"Should they learn Spanish? Sure, if they want to become dishwashers and gardeners. But if they want to be bankers and lawyers and captains of industry, the most important lesson they could possibly learn is how to do a round-off."Sue:
"That is a lawsuit, mister! I will sue your ass!"Artie:
"Bye, white people!"Finn:
"I'm sorry, Mr. Shue, Miss Sylvester, but if we wanted to hear mom and dad fight, those of us who still have two parents would just stay home on pay day."Rachel:
"Fellow glee clubbers, it would be an honor to show you how a real storm-out is done. I want you to follow my lead."Sue:
"So I decided to step down as co-head of glee."Will:
"Yeah. It's not for me. Too fruity. Can't stand the sight of kids getting emotional unless it's from physical exhaustion."Sue:
"Are you an Eve who was born a Steve? 'Coz if you are, I think there is a special school that could address your needs. I think that school is in Thailand."More "Throwdown":
Music- Henrik Batallones, BuddyTV Staff Columnist