This Week in 'Glee' Quotables: "Preggers"
This Week in 'Glee' Quotables: "Preggers"
The Glee quotables corner--because Sue's voice can be to Quinn's baby what Sawyer's is to Claire's.  This week: television commentators, doll enthusiasts, and the President of the United States.

Kurt's dad: "Deadliest Catch is on."

Kendra: "Giving birth is not like how it is in movies. It is bloody and bestial and you get poo all over your cowboy boots."

Kendra: "Are you insane? Dishonesty is food to a marriage. It will die without it."

preggers-yeswecane.jpgSue: "And to all those naysayers out there who say, 'That's illegal! You can't strike children in their bare buttocks with razor-sharp bamboo sticks!' Well, to them I say: Yes we cane."

Sue: "You know, I wasn't always in the spotlight. But I didn't want to end up stuck in a lousy high school wrestling with mental illness. Or forty, and single, coaching the worst football team in the history of our state. Or having to go to the salon every week having my hair permed."

Artie: "The more times she storms out of rehearsal, the less impact it has."

Finn: "Put your helmet on."
Kurt: "It'll mess up my hair."

Kurt: "My body is like a rhum chocolate souffle. If I don't warm it up right, it doesn't rise."

Kurt: "Hi, I'm Kurt Hummel, and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker."

Sue: "Not everyone's gonna have the walnuts to take a pro-littering stance, but I will not rest until every inch of our fair state is covered in garbage."

Sandy: "I've been collecting since 1961."
Sue: "Isn't this just lovely and normal."

Sue: "The only thing missing from this place is a couple of dozen bodies lying and rotting in shallow graves under the floorboards!"

Sandy: "I'm living in a cocoon of horror!"

Sue: "We're giving everyone a chance to think they're a star. We're providing opportunities, we're opening doors, find your voice, stomp that yard, all that crap."

Finn: "I borrowed it from the school library. Did you know you can just borrow books from there? All of them? Well, except for the encyclopedias."

Puck: "So we're taking coaching advice from Lance Bass now?"

Puck: "Oh, I get it.  We have to act like Amazonian black women."

Terri: "Here. Three times a day, or your baby will be ugly."

Finn: "Well, I think we really came together this week as a team."
Puck: "Yeah, a gay team. A big gay team of dancing gays."

Someone from the other team: "Your mama's so fat, her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs! I want my ketchup!"

Ken: "You make this, and we win. You make this, and you die a legend."
Kurt: "Can I pee first?"

Kurt's dad: "I've known since you were three, when all you wanted for your birthday was a sensible pair of heels."

Sue: "I often yell at homeless people, 'Hey! How's that homelessness working out for you? Give not being homeless a try!'"

- Henrik Batallones, BuddyTV Staff Columnist
(Images courtesy of Fox)