This Week in 'Glee' Quotables: "Mash-Up"
This Week in 'Glee' Quotables: "Mash-Up"
The improved-yet-again Glee quotables page--as comforting as a raincoat in a slushee attack.  This week: Arizona, a day spa, and Sue's parents' bedroom.

"Mash-Up" in one paragraph: Finn and Quinn are no longer the it-couple.  Rachel and Puck cannot be a couple.  Will, despite what he feels, cannot be a couple with Emma, because she's marrying Ken.  Sue cannot be a couple with newscaster guy Rod, so she fires Quinn from the Cheerios.

Finn: "I'm sorry, Mr. Scheuster, I've got corn syrup in my eye."

Emma: "So how can I, uhh, how can I help you kids? Is it, uh, you have too many friends on MySpace, or..."

mashup-schuestersexy.jpgQuinn: "When my mom applied to college, she put 'being popular' as her main extra-curricular activity, and she got into Arizona State--"
Emma: "Sunglasses Schuester sexy."

Some football dude: "Yeah, like maybe you're having trouble making good choices. As in, for instance, choosing to join Homo Explosion."

Puck: "My ears are starting to hurt. Can we take a break?"
Rachel: "Okay."
Puck: "Wanna make out?"
Rachel: "Sure!"

Puck: "When I woke up, I knew it was more than a dream. It was a message from God. Rachel was a hot Jew and the good Lord wanted me to get into her pants."

Puck: "Are you questioning my bad ass-ness? Have you seen my guns?"
Rachel: "I'm sorry, but... your arms are lovely, but I just don't see us working out."

Sue: "I hear people say, 'that's not how I define marriage.' Well, to them, I say, 'love knows no bounds.' Why can't people marry dogs? I'm certainly not advocating intimacy with your pets. I, for one, think intimacy has no place in a marriage. Walked in on my parents once and it's like watching two walruses wrestling."

Sue: "You sunk my battleship, Rod, and you sunk it hard."

Will: "Ken, we've known each other for years. Your commitment to football is about as long as your pants!"

Kurt: "Someone get me to a day spa, stat!"

Sue: "I'll need to see the set list for sectionals, after all. I want them on my desk warm from the laminator at 5pm. If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

Rachel: "Thanks for the slushees, Finn. They're delicious."
Kurt: "And loaded with empty calories. You know why they call them slushees, don't you? Because your butt looks like one when you have too many of them."

- Henrik Batallones, BuddyTV Staff Columnist