This Week in 'Glee' Quotables: "Ballad"
This Week in 'Glee' Quotables: "Ballad"
The Glee quotables page--now the subject of a study whether we can survive an episode without Sue Sylvester. This week: Glenn Beck, Barbra Streisand and Pete Wentz.

"Ballad" in one paragraph: Will pairs everyone up to sing ballads, but fate gives him Rachel, who's developing this huuuge crush on him. Kurt is paired with Finn, and encourages him to sing out his feelings towards Quinn's baby--resulting in a totally uncomfortable moment with her parents. Puck finally gives in, telling Mercedes that he is the actual dad.


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Will: "Ballad, from the Middle English word ballade. Who knows what that means?"
Brittany: "It's a male duck."

Puck: "I love the days when I don't wear underwear. Full commando!"


ballad-withabullet.jpgWill: "It's happening. Again. It always starts with a novelty gift."
Emma: "You can't blame her, Will. I mean, if we're going to rate crush-worthy teachers at this school, you'd be number one with a bullet."

Russell: "Judy! Glenn Beck is on!"


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Kurt: "Your lashing out at me is fantastically compelling and inappropriate."

Tina: "All this baby drama is making my rosacea act up."

Kurt: "No matter what I do or how much I assist him with this ballad, she's going to end up disappointing him and breaking his heart, and then he'll be crying into my shoulder pads!"


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Will: "So, Rachel, do you think you understood the message I was trying to get across with that ballad?"
Rachel: "Yes. It means I'm very young and it's hard for you to stand close to me."

Kurt: "Your father didn't charge into the beach empty-handed. He had a weapon."
Finn: "You think I should bring a gun?"

Terri: "You know what's immoral? It's me having to deal with the fact that my husband spends all day with young girls who are perkier and younger than I am!"


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Kurt: "Well, hello, Finn Hudson."
Finn: "I'm at the Fabrays and I'm freaking out. What does a heart attack feel like?"

Suzie: "Hey, Barbra Streisand, we need to have a little talk."


- Henrik Batallones, BuddyTV Staff Columnist



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