This week Glee introduced a potential long-term storyline: Sue having a baby. Sure, it came out of nowhere and Sue spent the entire episode having to defend her vagina's ability to actually do it, but is it really any more absurd than Kurt's dad deciding to run for Congress and winning less than two months later?

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So to all the haters who complain that Sue having a baby is a preposterous plot, just remember that almost everything on Glee is preposterous. And as a fan of Jane Lynch (even when she's burdened with subpar dialogue), the idea of her getting an actual story arc that could last more than four episodes is a miracle.

Now the question remains: Who's the daddy? In "The Spanish Teacher," Sue requested sperm from Will Schuester and the boys of New Directions. Yes, the idea of asking teenage boys to father her child is gross and would probably get her fired, but so would sleeping with a student, and that didn't hurt Shelby Corcoran at all.

However, later in the episode Sue revealed that she found a willing donor, "a much better one" than Will. This prompted his hilarious and grammatically incorrect "Quien es mas macho de Will Schuester?" The short answer is that there are a ton of men more macho of/from Mr. Schue.

Here are my top five contenders for the "mas macho" man who is willing to give Sue the baby gravy she needs.

David Martinez

In every way, shape and form, Ricky Martin's new Spanish teacher was better than Will. And while kindness and optimism aren't necessarily genetic, Mr. Martinez's teeth might be.

Cooter

Sue has a past with Coach Beiste's new husband, so perhaps Sue disregarded Emma's pamphlet and hogged Beiste's husband's nog.

Puck or Another Member of New Directions

Maybe Sue's pleas for a donation actually worked and one of the boys agreed to sell his special sauce. I list Puck as the primary possibility because he seems like the kind of guy who would do anything for money, plus we know that his stuff is very effective.

Dustin Goolsby

If Sue's Legion of Doom is still around, Sergeant Handsome would make a great biological father, and it would probably get under Will's skin a bit.

David Boreanaz

Sue has repeatedly made references to the Bones star being her fallback man, so maybe she finally called him up and demanded his Angel seed.


Who do you think Sue secured to be her baby daddy? Or do you think she was lying just to save face?


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