Philip J. Fry
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Philip J. Fry was born in 1974 and he is 25 years old. He once had three heart attacks in high school for gulping down a hundred cans of Cola each week. He quit Coney Island college and spent the next three years continuously glued to the television. He believed his telethon would someday equip him in saving the world. He eventually became a pizza delivery boy for Panuccis Pizza until he accidentally got cryogenically frozen while delivering to Applied Cryogenics on December 31, 1999. He awoke a hundred years later on December 31, 2999.
(Photo courtesy of Matt Groening)