Episode Overview: A conversation between the boys turns into an all out bet and Ari goes to great lengths to get what he wants.
While the boys share a meal, a hot waitress flirts with Eric, who isn't interested in dating a waitress. The guys get on his case, saying he's never had unemotional sex. E attempts to defend himself but the boys provide a pretty convincing case. Vince jumps in, making a bet that Eric could have some emotional sex before Drama and Turtle. Drama bows out, and becomes Turtle's wingman to get him some action before Eric. There are rules of course: it's gotta be a complete stranger, they can't call her after, and they can't pay for it. $5,000 is up for grabs and everybody's in.
Vince is up first. He takes E to a pool with tons of hot girls while Drama hits up Craig's List. Some girls offer to buy Vince and E some drinks right away, while Drama finds what he seems to think is the perfect girl for Turtle online. It doesn't take Vince long to find a girl of his own, leaving Eric to fumble around with a hot girl of his own. Turtle meets Ms. Perfect at a coffeehouse whose first assignment for him, before fantasy fulfilling can take place, is to pick up her dry cleaning. That's new.
Ari Gold is still steaming that his son got rejected from every private school in the area. He attempts to put him in public school but it's too much of a circus for Ari to stomach. He makes a call to a special friend to meet him in a special place to take care of it. The friend and cohorts tail the headmaster of the private school to try to dig up some dirt on him but no dirt can be found. He's faithful to his wife and he even volunteers in soup kitchens! Looks like Ari's going to have to take a loss on this one.
While Eric is busy trying to close a deal, he runs into Sloane. AWKWARD. Nothin' kills your game like an unexpected run-in with your ex. Meanwhile, Turtle picks up the dry cleaning, and it appears to be a bunny costume. The boys meet back at Drama's condo to brag about who's going to close the deal first. Eric ends up bowing out, opting to call Sloane. That means a forfeit which means Drama just won $5,000.
Wait a minute, though. Sloane isn't interested in the phone call, letting Eric know she's met someone else. Just as Drama is counting his money, E takes off to find the hot British girl he met at the pool for a little unemotional sex. Put your money away, Drama, and get that bunny to his destination.
Ari decides to talk man to man with the headmaster at his house. He lets the headmaster know that he's learned from this experience and begs for his son to have a proper education. Mr. Preston, the headmaster, makes a deal with Ari. Ari will hire Preston's son to work at the agency and Ari's son, Jonah, will get to attend the private school.
When Turtle chickens out, Drama puts on the suit himself and heads to the door to claim victory. Eric closes the deal himself and probably gets the better deal as Turtle witnesses Drama having sex with a girl in a squirrel suit. Yikes.
-Gina Scarpa, BuddyTV Staff Writer
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