First off, we were just introduced to Mad Men's Sam Page's character on Desperate Housewives - Jeremy, a well-trained cook who idolizes Bree and her old-fashioned ways. Is it just us or is there a sinister twinkle in his eye that kind of says, "I've got a devious plan." *snigger*

This, after Dexter's Julie Benz has signed up to play a stripper who wants to turn over a new leaf. Benz, of course, made one of the most gruesome exits in history on the season finale of Dexter recently.

As we build up to the finale in May, Housewives creator Marc Cherry promises that it's going to be "explosive."

He revealed that Drea de Matteo's Angie Bolen will make the exit this season, when her mysterious storyline wraps up. Torchwood hunk John Barrowman will drop by soon, as he'll play the head of the eco-terrorist group that Angie used to be part of (remember the whole tiff with the neighbor who refused to segregate trash?).

 

So who exactly died on the Desperate Housewives plane crash? The big debate centers on whether it's Karl or Orson (since Mona and Lynette's babies are obviously being done for to resolve their respective storylines). E! Online reported way, way back that Orson (Kyle MacLachlan) will make it and be back on January. This, of course, was after Bree (Marcia Cross) dished out them divorce papers and it looks like things are smooth sailing for her and Karl, who is obviously biting the dust.

As it turns out, the much-hyped Desperate Housewives death courtesy of the plane crash wouldn't be killing anyone major - at least relatively. So far we know the following people are safe - Gaby, Katherine, and Orson. The prime candidates remain to be either Orson or Karl, Celia, and maybe even Lee.

However, things get rather muddled up when another spoiler revealed that two husbands will be wheelchair-bound when Desperate Housewives returns - so that means it's very possible that both Orson and Karl have survived, and Bree is tasked to take care of them both. Which other housewife had a husband who was in danger? Karen? Lynette?

The news of Susan's daughter Julie (Andrea Bowen) returning for the season as regular also doesn't sound well for those who wish that Karl survived the crash.

Additional Desperate season 6 spoilers: the woman who Mike doesn't pick - probably, around 90 percent sure, Katherine - will be a "little" depressed; Karl may be thinking of sex with Bree, who has other things in mind.



- Glenn Diaz, BuddyTV Staff Columnist
Source: Spoiler TV, Seriously OMG, E! Online, Entertainment Weekly, ABC
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