This is the moment we've all been waiting for - Mike is FINALLY going to tell Jionni about his alleged hook-up with Snooki. Or is he? His strategy to tag-team the couple with "the unit" in the club doesn't go according to plan, so he turns to a more private approach when they get back to the house. Basically, Mike's master plan is to wait until everyone involved will be drunk and irrational - clearly the best time to have a serious conversation.
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It's just Mike's luck that his partner in crime gets so wasted that he can barely walk and eventually ends up getting taken away in cuffs. Of course the big bad 'situation' can't handle his own business without someone else to back him up, so he is forced to wait yet another day to confront Jionni. Well, if drunk doesn't work I guess the next best thing is hung over. Unfortunately we must wait yet again for the impending Snooki/Situation blow up.
De-Smushing the Smush Room
Now, of course the smush room could never really be de-smushed, but in an attempt to block the couples in the house from staying in and canoodling all night long, Pauly and Vinny decide to redecorate and get rid of the only two-person bed in the house. By the way, did anyone else notice the giant yellow stain on the mattress when the guys propped it up outside? Kinda makes me want to vomit. I don't care how many rose petals Jenni sprinkles on the black velvet sheets, there aren't enough roses in the world that can cover whatever may be lurking inside that mattress.
Just Call Me Vurkle
By far one of the most entertaining moments tonight, and perhaps in Jersey Shore
history, is brought to us courtesy of Vinny's choice in outfit. Not only is he ridiculed for his pasty complexion, but he then decides to sport a plaid and jean shirt complemented by rolled and cuffed pants. The minute he steps out in front of the other guys, he anticipates the criticism and lets the others have free reign on him for about a minute. Needless to say, his "jirt" isn't the most attractive thing he's ever worn, and the nickname of "Vurkle" is hilariously appropriate.
Next week it looks like Mike will finally get his time with Jionni, after weeks of drawing it out, and Nicole completely flips out. Do you think she has the right to get so upset? Did she really hook up with Mike or is he making the whole thing up? Do you think Mike is trying to come between Snooki and Jionni because he is jealous? The season's almost over so don't miss the last few dramatic episodes and come back to BuddyTV for your weekly recaps!
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