One edition of the best Bruno Tonioli quotes is obviously not enough to list all of the quotable zingers from the
Dancing with the Stars judge this season, so we're bringing you part two of The Best of Bruno. Needless to say, this won't be the last.
Find Out: Which Dancing with the Stars Judge Are You?But before that, Jake Pavelka was sent packing on
DWTS. Read all about it on
our recap. On to the Bruno quotes!
Week 4"Cheryl, what have you been doing this week? The hunk is SMOLDERING tonight! Those hips were alive. You were fluid. You sustained the lines. Very few men do that, and I commend you for it." -- on Chad Ochocinco's rumba
Week 5"Erin, you got that Uma-magic just right, mama, don't worry. I counted all the way through, this is your best timing ever. A breakthrough." -- on Erin Andrews' jive
"You cheeky bugger, why did you put your pants on?" -- on Jake Pavelka's pants-less Risky Business cha-cha
"Darling, I think Tony could have had more life out of a frock on a coat hanger. You were just wafting around. Catatonic. It needs a post-mortem, not a critique." -- on Kate Gosselin's foxtrot
Week 6
"You didn't wriggle correctly." -- on Jake Pavelka's samba
"If you treat all your men like that, stay away form my lunchbox. I don't want to speak like a tenor! It did like a slight intensity, it should be carnal. But you worked on it, and it's good, and it shows." -- on Niecy Nash's Argentine tango
"Another week and another great character for Pamela. It's Angelina - the sultry Latina, the blossom of the Pampas, ready to be plucked, but not without a fight." -- on Pamela Anderson's Argentine Tango
What's your favorite Bruno quote of all time? Have a favorite from this season that we missed? Add it in the comments!
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