How's everyone doing?
Here's a status report of who's dancing what, and then some:
Now for the news bits:
Running the table. The highlight of Pam Anderson's valiant Dolly Parton effort this week was dancing on the table. Cover your ears, Len Goodman, because Pam says she loved it! She talks about the dance more
here.
Can those legs get skinnier? Erin Andrews says she's starting to
lose her butt and boobs with the crazy rehearsal schedule. That's what happens, she adds, when you try to keep up with one Maksim Chmerkovskiy.
Desperate move. We know he's joking (right?), but when
Maks calls Jake Pavelka "desperate" for his "risky" pants-less intro, we think the
Bachelor viewers cannot help but
at least nod. More seriously, Maks backtracks and says he doesn't blame him. Landing on the bottom two can make you do things.
A brief guy. On a related, well, item, Jake
reveals that while he's "a brief guy," he does go commando at times. What useful information.
In it to win it. Convinced that it's a Nicole versus Evan show? Also jiggling stuff Monday was Niecy Nash, who says
she thinks she can go all the way. Clearly, someone didn't see Nicole and Derek's tango.
Dancing for the big girls. Finally,
The View's
Sherri Shepherd to Niecy: "Every time you do the rumba, my jiggly parts are moving with you." Hmm, we're not sure if we want a visual on that.
Watch out for next week's Kate Gosselin-free
DWTS! Now the competition can
really begin.
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