It's all political these days.
This has never been clearer than in these videos featuring the three wildcard choices for the Dancing with the Stars: All-Stars season. Kyle Massey, Sabrina Bryan and Carson Kressley all want your votes to get back on the show. And they'll obviously do anything -- anything at all -- to get those votes. Check out their DWTS: All-Stars campaign videos here!
In all seriousness, these are quite entertaining videos. They're entertaining to the point that I start to wonder if
Dancing with the Stars picked these all-stars just for the fun factor. Or even just for these videos.
Who will be on Dancing with the Stars: All-Stars? Click here for the full list!Here's the deal: Between now and Friday, August 24, you can go to
abc.com and vote up to five times per day for the wildcard celebrity you want to see on
Dancing with the Stars: All-Stars. These videos are meant to inspire your fervor for one candidate. But be careful -- you might get inspired to vote for them all.
First up, we have a video from Kyle Massey:
According to the video, what will we get with a vote for Kyle?
- Appreciative ladies in bikinis
- Uncle Sam hats
- Mugging for the camera
- Cannonballs
- Very bad puns
Kyle came in second during
Dancing with the Stars season 11, losing to Jennifer Grey in the finals. One of the more entertaining dancers we've seen (at least among those dancers with actual talent), Kyle would be a strong competitor in a
Dancing with the Stars: All-Stars season.
Next up is Sabrina Bryan:
Sabrina Bryan had a shocking elimination midway through season 5, and this video evokes dark memories in the method of a negative campaign ad. It is effective. You feel totally sorry for the lady.
Although I still don't know what would count as "taking the biscuit."
Finally -- and we have saved the best for last -- Carson Kressley wants your votes as well:
The lowest-ranked potential all-star (he placed 8th overall in season 13), Carson Kressley has been a fairly regular staple on
Dancing with the Stars ever since his elimination. There is little chance that Carson could make it much beyond week 1 in this competition. But it would be fun!
Tiny little red shorts and conga lines would definitely be a possibility.
Which wildcard celebrity will you vote for to get on
Dancing with the Stars: All-Stars? Who had the best campaign video? Who do you hope will win the whole competition this season? Leave your comments below!
(Images and videos courtesy of ABC)