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It's time to narrow the Dancing with the Stars cast down to the final four.  BuddyTV's DWTS expert Debbie Chang is spending the night at the symphony, so I'll be here throughout the hour to keep you updated about who's going home.

LIVE!!!!  It's Dancing with the Stars!!!  Tonight we get country star Brad Paisley, Celebrity Rehab star Dr. Drew Pinsky and a dance with siblings Lacey and Benji Schwimmer.  I wonder if it will be as creepy as Julianne and Derek Hough's dance.

The judges look back on the performances.  They all loved Cody Linley and hope he stays around to get back with Julianne Hough next week.  Len Goodman (and nearly every BuddyTV user) still thinks the other judges were way too generous to Brooke Burke.

The Warren Sapp-Kym Johnson tango is ordered up by the judges as tonight's encore.  I have to admit, that big dude is very light on his feet and I can really see why everyone loves him.

Backstage, Cody Linley has two beautiful women on his two arms, and he's quite happy that Julianne Hough and Edyta Sliwinska both taught him a lot.  There's a whole lot of sexual awkwardness here, especially because I think I can see Edyta's nipple.  Derek Hough is peeved that Cody is insinuating things about his sister.

I suspect Cody is now the envy of every teenage boy in America.  Not only did he get to play Hannah Montana's boyfriend, but now he's the meat in a hot dancer chick sandwich.

Brad Paisley performs while the Schwimmer siblings dance.  They're dressed like rodeo prostitutes, but the dance is actually very good.  The only problem is that he lifts her up and she wraps her bare legs around his head.  Dude, that's your sister!

The only other time I watched Dancing with the Stars this season was when Julianne and Derek danced together.  Why do I always have to watch the creepy, sexy sibling dances?

The audience members think the elimination is between Maurice Greene and Cody Linley to go home.  Cody is a bit of a spazz, and by a bit, I mean a great big, giant spazz.  Also in the confessional, Lacey Schwimmer imitates Sally O'Malley, that stupid Molly Shannon character from Saturday Night Live, because their score was a 50.  I hate Molly Shannon, and now I kind of hate Lacey.

The first two couples that are safe are...Warren Sapp and Kym Johnson and Lance Bass and Lacey Schwimmer!


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