Surely we've watched football in one way or another, and we know that it's a contact sport, the sort where "contact" means "serious injury". There are broken bones, and there are the scarier stuff, like the bits about brain damage we've been hearing lately. Turns out, all that gear those players put on aren't enough, although they do limit the damage that's done.

So, a Lingerie Football League? The selling point must be the lingerie. Boys love girls in lingerie and just lingerie. Do the girls wear protective gear? If they wear them, boys don't get to see the lingerie. Oh, pickle. Do they even play football? I don't really know. I haven't seen one.

But those injuries aren't the reason for the case CSI: NY is looking into tonight. A beautiful (I suppose) quarterback from the league is found dead in her locker room hot tub, and turns out she's got lots of lidocaine on her system. Poisoned? Coincidence? There's still a job to do, and in a world where tensions should run high on and off the field, there are a lot of suspects to look at.

CSI: NY returns tonight from 10pm on CBS. The photos--not of the dead girl, sorry--are right below.





(Image courtesy of CBS)