Hello again, Horatio. Missed the shades!

Well, not really, since there've been a handful of parodies over the past few weeks. Like, say, Stephen Colbert, last week. But I digress.

CSI: Miami returns with a new episode tonight, and it taps on one of the things that get people reeling: stage fright. Or, well, the fear of performing on stage, bursting into flames and dying in front of your fans. Which is exactly what happens to this Phoebe Nichols girl--and upon her death, the dark side of the pop world is revealed. You know, a dark side that isn't Simon Cowell.

Or is it Phoebe Nichols? Because I'm seeing double roles, and maybe an impostor, and like her on-stage monicker, a phoenix rising from the ashes... just guessing. CSI: Miami returns tonight from 10pm on CBS. The photos are easy to click on, I say.





(Image courtesy of CBS)