Chuck might have some real internal conflict going on these days, but one thing's for certain: he has a way with women. Or as Lester so profoundly puts it, "Chuck's the greatest lady killer Burbank has ever seen." And yes, I realize that moniker makes him sound more like a serial killer than Rico Suave, but whether it's his unassuming demeanor or the way he rocks that Nerd Herd uniform, you can't deny all the lovely women that have taken to Chuck's charms.
In "Chuck Versus the Fake Name", Lester, Jeff, and Big Mike have a hilarious discussion about Chuck's success with the ladies: Jill, the hot girl from Stanford, Lou, the brunette with the overpriced deli (who according to Big Mike was a fine miniature piece of woman), and now Hannah (whose feet Lester would moisturize with his saliva). Regarding that last bit, eww!
But I love that Jeff knows the real deal. None of these ladies matter because as much as Chuck tries to replace Sarah, when he's with her "the light in his eyes shines brightly". Damn onions, indeed!
I'm with the majority that wants Chuck to ultimately end up with Sarah, but their relationship is a process. Sure, I find that will they/won't they things can get tiresome like those astute mobsters in the episode. But the silver lining? With every guest star that comes along to complicate Chuck and Sarah's relationship (and boy have there been a lot), they get a little bit closer to realizing how much they really do care for each other.
Now that Hannah's out of the picture (quite abruptly, I might add), what do people expect or hope will happen? I know that Shaw is going to be around for a bit longer, but the Ring seems mighty keen on having him dead. So there's that. And besides, I don't think Chuck has completely blown his chance with Sarah (or Sam, if you prefer). It's only a matter of time, right?
More Jeffster Gems
Lester: Look at that guy. Chuck's the greatest lady killer Burbank has ever seen.
Jeff: He's a real Chuck magnet.
Lester: What is that guy's secret with women? What, has he got some deal with the devil?
Jeff: I've narrowed it down to either mind-controlling LSD or sorcery.
Jeff: (after seeing Chuck and Hannah kiss) Definitely a deal with the devil.
Lester: I am so lonely.