Dear Jeremy London,
You really annoyed me on Party of Five
. Actually, it may have been your character Griffin that annoyed me, but honestly Julia's boyfriend Justin annoyed me more. So in hindsight, maybe it's a good thing Griffin and Julia had an affair. Plus, I always got you confused with your brother Jason. But I did think you were kind of hot in Dazed and Confused
. Oh wait, not you?
Anywho, I just want to say, I was on your side when I first heard that you were kidnapped. I mean, sort of. That is, until I heard that it was your mad acting skills that got you out of this crazy jam.
"If I heard someone saying this, I would probably doubt it as well," you
. "I was acting my way through the whole
thing, telling myself, 'Just play like you are one of them.'"
Yeah, just play like you are a crazy drug addict. I think you made it
especially convincing when you allegedly
tried to score Xanax and Oxycontin from the alleged kidnapper
allegedly--and then accompanied him to his house to meet his wife and
kids. If there were an Emmy award for Best Acting by a Forgotten
C-lister in an Alleged Kidnapping, my friend, you would be, well, the
only nominee--and a shoe-in to win, I might add. So is that how you
scored this awesome role on Celebrity Rehab
? Yep, you'll be
collecting your $40,000 paycheck, according to Radaronline.com
when you check in this weekend and standing alongside other acting
greats like Tila Tequila and Shauna Sand.
All I can say is bravo, Jeremy, bravo. Slow clap
Your fan, sort of...when I was 15(Image: WENN)