This week’s TV gossip and news – baked from scratch just for you!
If it is an odd-numbered hour when you are reading this, Britney Spears is out of rehab. If it is an even-numbered hour, she is back in. PLEASE STAY IN BRIT BRIT. Take a nap. Drink some smoothies. Chill out. (Star)
Universal is suing PerezHilton over the topless photos of Jennifer Aniston that appeared on his website. No monetary damages, though, so his odd career continues. (The Smoking Gun)
I have seen about two minutes of some episode of CSI Miami, but that is enough to understand why this two minute compilation of David Caruso putting on his sunglasses is brilliant. (YouTube via Defamer)

Proof that money doesn’t actually equal class: Brody Jenner, reality show gal serial-dater (Kristin Cavallari and Lauren Conrad),
told Details that he dated Nicole Richie on suggestion from his friend Spencer Pratt that if he could get Nicole to eat, he would be a “hero to America.” He now denies making these statements. (Details)
Jeffrey Chodorow seemed like the more stable one in the business partnership with Rocco DiSpirito documented on the reality show The Restaurant. Maybe not. A bad review from New York Times food critic Frank Bruni appears to have sent him over the edge. He paid for a full page ad in the New York Times to post a rebuttal to the review. Arguing with critics = never a good idea.
- Leslie Seaton, BuddyTV Staff Columnist