This week's TV Gossip – arbitrarily selected just for you! This is not news: Tyra Banks, no longer in a profession requiring a certain body type, gains some weight.  This is news: That anyone would think this is news.  For those people, might I recommend reacquainting yourselves with the definition of retirement?  Hasn't she done her time?  Let the woman eat carbs in peace. (People) There is apparently a Jerk Rehab and Isaiah Washington has entered it. (Life & Style via The Fix)
Do you think the people who set up the new Paris Exposed website ever wake up in a cold sweat, consumed by an existential despair that this is what their lives have come to, making money off the unclaimed detritus of celebutante?  ‘Cuz I'm feeling a little bad about myself just writing about it. (E! Online) My new favorite person: New York's very own American Idol and So You Think You Can Dance reject Ian Benardo.  "That's not MY phone.  That's yours." (Gawker) Did you ever see that F/X series, Starved?  No?  Me, neither.  So I cannot make any assessment of its entertainment value…but I can make an assessment of the crapstorm its creator, Eric Schaeffer, is currently catching over on media site Gawker: FASCINATING.  As Gawker put it, "Not safe for . . . just not safe. NOT SAFE." (Gawker) Oh right, and the Pres was on TV again.  What was that called again?  State of the Union or something?  Wasn't that just on like a year ago?? (CNN) -Leslie Seaton, BuddyTV Staff Columnist