BravOMG: What I'm Thankful for on Bravo This Week
So much to be thankful for this week! I'll try to keep it as Bravo-related as possible, which shouldn't be too hard. But I would like to mention that Robyn's "Body Talk, Pt. 3" EP came out on the 22nd, and the first two season of Damages are on Instant and I'm officially, completely, Ali-Larter-versus-Beyonce Obsessed. But here are the things on Bravo this week that I can't get over.

Kelly Ripa and Mark Conseulos on Watch What Happens Live
I swear Andy Cohen has magical powers. He is capable of making me like almost everyone he has on his show (exceptions: the Salahis and Patti LaBelle who was just nuts. Also I like Kim Zolciak better on RHOA, but we'll get to that). I never thought much of/about Kelly and Mark before but now I like them! And look at what Kelly's wearing! Love it!


If you haven't been watching Watch What Happens Live but you like Bravo or love The Real Housewives, I highly recommend it.
I'm thankful for you and your magical powers, Andy Cohen!

Kim Zolciak's strange appearance on Watch What Happens Live
Okay I don't know if I'm thankful for this or not, but it was super weird. I am always thankful for a new song from one of the Housewives, and I might as well be thankful that Kim is pregnant! Kim Zolciak and Kroy Bierman are a match Patti Stanger would approve of, no? Speaking of Patti ...

This week's Millionaire Matchmaker
Patti hasn't had a successful match in New York yet, so this week was a nice change. Two successful matches! Also, Patti was hilarious and mean as usual, telling a somelier, "I don't wanna f*** you!" I love it.

The Fashion Show
I think I may have judged this show too harshly the first go around. I mean, it's not good, but it's outrageous and over-the-top so why not watch it? Isaac Mizrahi is ridiculous, and Iman is just nuts. And why was he holding her hand during the elimination this week? That was weird. Anyway, this show is clearly all about a contestant named Calvin Tran, who is the ultimate diva and lacks any interpersonal skills whatsoever. Initially i was annoyed with him, but now I understand that he totally makes the show. I absolutely loved the moment when Calvin asked if he could go in his eliminated friend's place and Isaac Mizrahi was like, "uhh no. You should probably just stay here and try to win."

Phaedra had her baby on The Real Housewives of Atlanta
This was hilarious, especially when Phaedra confessed, "the baby looked Chinese to me." But I loved seeing the whole process, as Phaedra realized that the labor process would not be at all what she expected. And it was great when her doctor revealed that she was, in fact, 40 weeks pregnant. HMMMM!

Burlesque comes out today!
Okay, so this has nothing to do with Bravo, I'm just so excited! Is there room in my heart for both Burlesque and the drawn-on, "fuzzy bra" VH1 version of Showgirls? Only time will tell!

(images courtesy of Bravo)