It's been so long since there's been any Bones on the air! How can fans possibly last these final few weeks before Bones season 7 debuts? Probably, the best method is to indulge in some spoilers. Thus, in the spirit of charity, we offer a few choice tidbits from upcoming Bones episodes.WARNING: This article is about nothing but spoilers. We don't think that reading them will destroy your viewing experience, but you may have other ideas about that. Should you feel that, by reading, you will never enjoy Bones again, by all means, stop. Don't feel that you need to read this article on our account. We won't be offended.What happens in the season 7 premiere? Click here to find out!
At this point, with all of the spoilers, interviews and videos out there, it's safe to say that any hardcore Bones
fan already knows that Brennan and Booth will be together in some way during season 7.
Want a few more specifics?
- The living arrangement employed by Booth and Brennan in the premiere is complicated. And it's the sort of non-compromise compromise you would expect from these two characters.
- By the end of the Bones season 7 premiere, you will either see or hear references to:
- Naked cooking
- Booth and Brennan get into a fight involving the Iroquois tribe.
- Remember all the psychological baggage Booth and Brennan carry? So do they.
- Although the audience doesn't have to wait too long in season 7 to learn the gender of Brennan and Booth's expected baby, expect a little bit of tension surrounding the big reveal.
Yes, we know these aren't as interesting.
Still, you might want to know a few things about what happens outside
of the bedroom on Bones
. The gory and disgusting murders begin right away in season 7, thus necessitating a whole lot of crime-solving.
What can we expect from the labs and the interrogation rooms?
Click here to watch a Bones season 7 promo
- Episode 2, "The Hot Dog in the Competition," is a bad episode to watch if you dislike snakes.
- While the debate still rages about the most grotesque thing in the Jeffersonian lab, the cutest thing seen there in season 7 of Bones is one Michael Vincent Staccato Hodgins.
- The newest squintern, Finn (played by Luke Kleintank), will make his debut in episode 2 of Bones season 7 and will quickly come into direct conflict with one member of the Jeffersonian team.
- Cam has a new haircut.
- Pregnancy has not softened Dr. Temperance Brennan where it concerns her assistants.
- The old lady who was the evil demon-creature in the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode, "Double-Meat Palace," shows up as a crotchety landlady in "The Hot Dog in the Competition."
Are these enough spoilers for you? If so, good. If not, there's an excellent chance that we may have more for you as the Bones
season 7 premiere (on Thursday, November 3) approaches!
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