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Thanks to The Masters, Big Brother 9 is airing later than usual tonight.  Nonetheless, Sheila will make her nominations as Head of Household tonight.  I have no doubt that Sheila will provide ample entertaining moments as HoH, thanks to her easily flustered personality.  The way Sheila navigates her week as Head of Household will be telling.  Depending on the moves she makes, Sheila could set herself up for a deep run in the game.  The obvious Big Brother house guest to target for eviction is obviously Sharon.  Will Sheila make any bold moves at the nomination ceremony?  Who will she put up next to Sharon?  I'll be here throughout the episode finding the answers to these questions.

Oh. My. God.  When will they put Andy Rooney out to pasture?  This was his feature tonight (and I kid you not) - Andy filmed a trip to the grocery store.  He looked and commented on the different kinds of fruit.  That was it - no point, just an old man talkin' bout fruit.  I am dumber for having watched it.  Are you paying attention, CBS?  Rooney must be stopped.

In the Big Brother previous episode recap, everyone is catching wind of Natalie's treachery.  They want her gone. 

We see the end of the Head of Household competition, with the house guests in their suspended cages.   Natalie, at this point, annoys me every time she speaks.  I can't take it anymore. 

Are you freaking kidding me, Natalie?  She goes on another number diatribe, this time about the number nine.  I didn't hear her reasoning because I was busy pounding my face on the table.  To top it off, Natalie drops another Team Cristo reference. 

We're about ten minutes in, and CBS is still covering the Head of Household competition.  Sharon dropped after only 8 minutes.  After an hour, everyone else is still around.

Sheila is determined to win, and in the end she does.  And, it sounds like she wants to take Natalie out.  Hooray!  She wins it by assuring Natalie and Ryan that they will not be nominated, it will be Adam and Sharon.  At the end of the competition, Natalie wails "What would Jesus Do?" over and over again.  It's insufferable.  Natalie finally drops after three hours. 

After the HoH competition, Natalie starts scheming.  She tells Adam he's going on the block, probably, but that he'll be fine.  She just wants Sharon gone.  Natalie is just annoying everyone.  She seems very worried about everyone sticking to the plan of getting Sharon gone.  Sheila admits to the Diary Room that Natalie is her real target.  Cool.

Sheila shows everyone her HoH room.  She gets pictures of her son and it makes her cry.  Adam is wowed by how hot Sheila was 20 years ago. Later, she gives Adam a back run in order to get his attention.

In the HoH room, Sharon, Sheila and Adam talk shop.  The plan - whoever wins PoV will take Adam off the block and then Sheila will back door Natalie.  They want Nat to think she's safe and then vote her off.

The editors are trying to hint at an "Adam has a crush on Sharon" storyline.  Sheila's ideal man is a cross between Dr. Will and Evel Dick.  Gross. 

Sheila tells Ryan the deal - she won't nominate Ryan, but she needs him to take Adam off the block if he wins PoV.  Sheila's doing very well convincing Natalie that Sharon is the target. 

The nomination ceremony arrives, and it goes just as planned.  Sheila nominates Adam and Sharon, though Natalie is the real target.


-Oscar Dahl, BuddyTV Senior Writer
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