It's nearly the end of Willie's reign as Head of Household on the first week of Big Brother 14
, and it has certainly been a chaotic one. There were multiple alliances
, a huge blow-up
and a constantly shifting target
But in his final days as HoH, Willie got the chance to savor some of the perks of being in charge. He got to post a few updates on the official Big Brother HoH Twitter account
, he took pictures inside the house with his digital camera and he posted his HoH blog entry.
It was posted on the CBS website Wednesday morning
, though it's considerably shorter than most. Maybe he was paranoid that other HGs might be allowed to read it.
Enjoy his crazy, Nixon-esque ramblings, but be warned that there is almost no capitalization or punctuation, so it might be as difficult to read as a James Joyce novel. "Hi everyone this is willie from bb 14 its been a crazy week not looking good right now but it changes from day to day in this crazy house. none of these players have a mind of there on. the vets are running the game and it makes me sick. im going to do what ever it takes to stay here. i miss my family and my daughters chelsea and britt i love yall so much. to all you fans out there thank yall i will never give up."
Because I'm a professional writer and I enjoy mocking people, I've decided to edit one of Willie's sentences."none of these players have a mind of there on."
-Obviously "none" should be capitalized since it's the start of a sentence.
-Since the subject is plural, it should be "minds," not "a mind."
-It should be "their," not "there."
-I assume he means "own" as the final word and not "on."
So in the end, he should've written: "None of these players have minds of their own."
And that's how you make four grammatical errors in a simple, 10-word sentence where nine of the words are monosyllabic.
Of course this isn't a huge surprise. Inside the house Willie has admitted that he dropped out of school after the eighth grade because he got a girl pregnant, and at 34 he's about to become a grandfather. So it's not like book-learning and proper grammar are high on his priority list.
Willie's reign as HoH comes to an end Thursday night during the live eviction show at 9pm when a new HoH will be crowned.(Image courtesy of CBS)