Last week, Big Brother 10
live feeds gave as a peek at the type of shallow yet ridiculously funny drama the houseguests easily get caught up with. While Keesha
's poop dilemma certainly added some comic relief to the show, the memorable events that rolled out on this week's live feeds mostly toyed with sex, slop and liposuction.
Compared to last week, the second week of Big Brother 10
turned out to be quite predictable. I was definitely rooting for more senseless drama that would make me pee in my pants from laughter. But that was not the case. Nevertheless, I came across a few silly stories that got me through my boredom.
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First up is the magic of surgery. Earlier this week, Michelle
were talking about wanting to have bigger lips. April wishes that her upper lip was bigger, but Libra disagrees, explaining that having “bubble lips” would make her look ugly. Enter Michelle, who suggests taking the fat out of April's butt and injecting it in her lips. Always ready for some unsolicited advice, Libra proposes to just take the fat out of April's ass and just put it in her boobs. On the other hand, April, who has just been introduced to the endless possibilities of surgery, is totally not making sense as she now wants to take some of the flesh from her boobs and put in her butt.
Apart from the nip-tuck discussions, slop became one of the subjects that have spawned many interesting conversations this week. Slop, for those who are not familiar, is usually eaten by the team who lost during a food competition. It looks like oatmeal and though it has essential nutrients, it is not appetizing. Quite unexpectedly, it has altered some of the personalities of the houseguests, according to Libra, who claims that slop has sucked the fun out of her. At one point, she became fuming mad when her team lost during a recent food competition and tried to get back at Big Brother by not putting any makeup for the Diary Room session. She ended her slop rant by saying "You give me slop, I give you sh*t."
While other people clearly couldn't stand being on slop, Keesha, on the other hand, doesn't mind it at all. That is, as long as she's able to have sex. Unfortunately, that's a common dilemma in the house given that there are limited options for sexual partners, besides the fact that they are surrounded with cameras all the time. Of course, it doesn't get any better because the houseguests just get hornier as days go by. As an alternative, Steven
offers sexual services for votes, Michelle is willing to make out with the bread and 75-year-old Jerry
offers masturbation lessons for free.
-Kris De Leon, BuddyTV Staff Columnist
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