Welcome, once again, to "What the Frock?"
where we question the stylistic sanity of our favorite TV actresses.
Last night were the FDA Fashion Awards, so it's expected that we would see some big looks and iconic faces going down the red carpet.
But this isn't exactly the big icon we had in mind.
"What the frock is that on your dress, Molly?"
Or rather... who the frock?
Let's zoom in.
Oh, duh. It's Marilyn.
Due to the fact that I've looked at probably a thousand photos of Megan Fox at various Transformers premieres this past week (ugh), I was kind of hoping Ms. Monroe would have been given a day off yesterday. No such luck, but her iconic visage, beautiful though slanted and ruffled as it may be, is not the core issue here.
The core issue is that Molly Sims appears to be wearing a lifesize novelty napkin folded ever so creatively for decorative use atop the world's largest charger plate, and she is the cutlery. And, I never thought I'd say this, but Megan Fox's forearm sounds like a better place for dear Marilyn to live than that
-Meghan Carlson, BuddyTV Staff WriterImage courtesy of WENN