Michelle Branch:


Abbey: I don't know why she looks so pleased with herself, especially considering her feet have obviously been very bad to have deserved those bondage bound shoes
Meghan: i think you are feeling mean today, whereas i, having had a very difficult time finding anything adequate to wear this morning, am feeling pretty lenient
Abbey: i AM feeling mean today
Abbey: I am the simon cowell of glam or slam
Abbey: which means, I should be wearing a black v-neck shirt and showing too much chest hair, but ALAS
Meghan: see, with that image burned into my brain, michelle branch looks pretty damn good
Abbey: I'm not crazy about the jacket, and the hem is something that Nina Garcia would scream about on Project Runway and, I am REALLY REALLY over the bondage shoes
Meghan: i think i want her to be my friend. and if i saw my friend michelle branch wearing this at a party i would definitely say "hey mich (that's what i would call my friend michelle branch) you look so cute!"
Abbey: I guess... there's no sequins, no bouffant, no thigh high boots -- so she's pretty much a champ
Abbey: But yeah, I totally would drink a whiskey with this woman
me: yes, the shoes could stand a few... fewer straps
Abbey: yes!
Meghan: i think we found some common ground. moving on...



Sarah Buxton:

Abbey: this is my favorite picture of the night
Abbey: if you wanted to know when skulls lost all their cool/bad-ass/punk rock points ... please refer to this picture

Abbey: Also, did she get her clutch at Hot Topic?
Meghan: how dare you malign hot topic this way! those are buttons hot-glued to a k-mart wallet
Abbey: looks like it! must go home and burn all things with skulls on them
Meghan: wait... you have multiple things with skulls on them?
Abbey: ...



Just for fun! Terry Fator:

Meghan: please summarize your feelings about this photo in 5 words:


Abbey: it is official -- everyone walking the red carpet should have a patriotic ventriliquist dummy. the world would be a better place.
Meghan: THAT WAS MORE THAN 5
Abbey: oh. missed the 5 words part.
Meghan: haha, you have to play my games, abbey. it's fashion haiku.
Abbey: I suck at haikus
Meghan: mine are: "Look! Toby Keith got bewitched!"
Meghan: see, its fun
Abbey: Blinded by Bedazzled Doll
Abbey: Doll's Eyebrows Make Brooke Shields Cry
Abbey: Proud to be an American
Abbey: all these things come to mind
Meghan: okay so apparently this guy... won America's Got Talent? or something?
Abbey: does not bode well for America
Meghan: im watching him on youtube right now
Meghan: he sings duets with puppets. guy's got nards.
Abbey: truth. bedazzled nards, I imagine.
Meghan: ew
Meghan: i really like how the only guy wearing a tux at the CMT awards is the one who brought a doll
Abbey: haha, yes, tells you the stature of the evening
Meghan: now im wondering (hoping) that he performed with this doll during the show. otherwise its just really sad that this is the best he could do, date-wise
Meghan: although dierks bentley brought his dog as HIS date, so that's a toss up
Abbey: wow, who knew Country Music was so accepting of alternative lifestyles?
Meghan: 'MERICA! YEAH!


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