Last night's Bachelor Pad
premiere was a real punisher.
Not only was it an unbelievable three hours long, but every single minute was full of over-the-top drama: Broken engagements, psychotic exes, crying fits, bickering couples and despicable mindgames weren't the turning points of the episode, they were pretty much the only
points. What brief breaks we got from the drama were filled up by an opposite-sex straddle-challenge and a young girl expressing her undying devotion to the show's most unstable contestant.
So there are lots of reasons you might want to check out the infographic below, which I'm calling the Bachelor Pad
Drama Map. Maybe you just couldn't get through the entire three hours. (No one could blame you!) Maybe you couldn't keep track of who hates whom, who used to be engaged to whom, who has a crush on whom and who would like to crush whom. (Can't blame you there, either!) Or maybe you just want hard evidence that this is the most twisted web of messed up relationships ever to be assembled in one reality show cast. (Real Housewives
fans might try to fight you on that one, but you'd still be right, I think!)YOUR VISUAL GUIDE TO THIS WEEK'S PAD DRAMA:
Like a treasure map, but instead of treasure, it leads to torture. In every direction!
Check back next week for the updated Drama Map. (Dramap?) Did you see today's Bachelor Pad news roundup
? Three hours is a long time, but not long enough to broadcast every idiotic thing that Rated R said.For reminders of when the next episode is on download the NEW BuddyTV Guide App . Mark your favorites to discover new shows, surf Netflix and control it all from your phone. Coming soon to Android.(Cast images courtesy of ABC)