In the timeless words of Bret Michaels, "every rose has its thorn." Or, iIn the case of Bachelor Pad, it's more like "every mountain of thorns has its lone rose petal hidden inside like the proverbial needle in a haystack."
And what is that lone rose petal in the pile of thorns that is Bachelor Pad, you ask? Why, it's our weekly Drama Map, of course! When we get to look at all the complex "human" drama of the week and distill it down to its most basic ingredients: Love, hate, lust, stupidity, and even loneliness. (William knows what I'm talking about with that last one.)
YOUR VISUAL GUIDE TO THIS WEEK'S PAD DRAMA:
The conclusion I take away from this week's map: We need more boning. C'mon, Padders, don't be prudes!
Did you read this week's recap,
and watch this deleted scene
of Jake talking after his elimination? If you're here, I bet you'll like those, too.(Cast images courtesy of ABC)