Here's this week's batch of Bachelor Pad
news, views, rumors and tumors. (Tumors? What tumors? Well, William was sort of a tumor on Bachelor Pad
, if you think about it. Unsightly. Benign. Removable.) Anyway. Here we go:Vienna and Kasey moved in together
and say they're going to get married
. No, I don't care! Do you care? You don't? Then why are we still talking about this??? [US; Access Hollywood]Natalie Getz thinks the Bachelor Pad season 2 cast was a bunch of sissies
about the kissing contest. She thinks it's not THAT gross, even though ABC forced her to "re-kiss" everyone and she literally contracted an illness because of that. Logic! [RumorFix]This comparison between Kasey and that other deluded guy
with an obnoxious girlfriend on Big Brother
is funny. Kasey's still worse. [Vulture]One rumor says that Jake only did Bachelor Pad if he was guaranteed to be in four episodes,
and that's why they Lost
-cliffhanger'd his elimination and showed his goodbye speech in week 4. Rumors! Sometimes they're so boring you forget what you were even talking about in the middle of the rumor. [Reality Steve]Chris Harrison blogs episode 4
; apparently allows his child to watch Bachelor Pad
; talks about Blake's "big ones." [EW]Chris Harrison talks about episode 4
; says more about how big Blake's nuts are; compares Graham and Michelle to quiet, sneaky mob bosses who order hits left and right. [TV Guide]Vienna wants to make her own makeup and perfume line.
NO, I STILL DON'T CARE! I THOUGHT YOU
CARED! [Starpulse]Rumor has it that Emily Maynard has a new boyfriend.
Is he linked to race car driving, do you think? Is he the heir of a billionaire? Just normal questions to ask about anyone's new boyfriend, you know. [Hollywood Life]It's VIDEO TIME!Diaries of the Departed: William
is sad to leave summer camp and all his new best camp friends. Melissa
reveals just how exhausting it is to be an perpetual e
motion generator. Deleted Scene: Michelle and Graham have a relationship talk.
Remember when Deanna accused Graham of being standoffish and closed off? If you don't, congratulations. I wish I didn't have a Bachelor
catalog for a brain.
Bachelor Pad UNCENSORED: Dance, dance, dance, dance!
Aww. When they're not emotionally traumatizing each other, they have fun.FINALLY: Did you see the photos from next week's Bachelor Pad episode yet?
They're playing "The Nearly-Wed Game," and all the photos are of their answers -- but we don't know the questions! What are we supposed to do with that? Well, here's my solution: Just make them up. Fun!(Image courtesy of ABC)