Tyra Watch: In Which We Try to Keep Up With America's Next Top Mogul
Tyra Watch: In Which We Try to Keep Up With America's Next Top Mogul
Meghan Carlson
Meghan Carlson
Senior Writer, BuddyTV
Tyra Banks, model, mogul, inventor of SMIZE and keeper of the title of America's Next Top Model, is one busy lady. Can we keep up with her? No. But we can try. Here's what's up with Tyra this week.

Previously on Tyra Watch: Tyra talked about Harvard business school and taught us how to dress for our unique body types.

It's been a couple weeks since we went on Tyra Watch, and SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED since we last caught up with Tyra, you guys! Like, did you see that she is trying to have a baby now? (Or offhandedly mentioned that she wants babies someday, and is "maybe" trying now, which isn't even close to the same thing except when a celebrity says it?) Whatever. Let's not focus on the particulars. Just picture a Baby Tyra. There, now that you're laughing, let's see what else is new with Ty Ty:

Doing her own Extreme Home Makeover: Apparently Tyra has been angering her neighbors with all the loud noises coming from her new apartment lately. Construction noises. Don't be gross just because we were talking about baby-making before.

Contracting carpel tunnel:
Or maybe they just think those are construction noises coming from Tyra's place, but they're actually typing noises. You see, Tyra has been working SO HARD on her new novel Modelland that she injured herself: "Ouch! I think I'm developing carpel tunnel from writing MODELLAND novel. Plus I type with 3-4 fingers. Besides typing lessons, any remedies?" she tweeted, and then added, "It hurts on the pinkie side of my hand..." Then she posted this picture as proof. Making up fairy tales about magical models in a far-off make-believe land is hard work.

Teaching us about jumpsuits: Want to pull off Tyra's signature look? (But possibly not pull off your pants in time to get to the bathroom?) She and ALT teach you how! Not even gonna lie: Their LBD video actually inspired me to buy another/new one. So, uh, good job Tyra!



Being an advocate for bowels: "What do talk show and America's Next Top Model host Tyra Banks and Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Camille Grammer have in common?" You won't regret finding out. (And that checks the last item off our "Let's discuss what happens in Tyra's private parts" list...)

And last but not least for you Top Model fans: Don't forget, Tyra's moving her show to 9pm next week. But just in case you do forget, you won't miss much, because it's the clip show. Why so early in the cycle? Your guess is as good as mine. Could Tyra be running out of good ideas? (No! Of course not! Never!)

(Image courtesy of the CW)

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