Worlds Collide, Brain Explodes: Tyra Exceeded My Expectations on 'Gossip Girl'
Worlds Collide, Brain Explodes: Tyra Exceeded My Expectations on 'Gossip Girl'
Meghan Carlson
Meghan Carlson
Senior Writer, BuddyTV
As the BuddyTV writer for both America's Next Top Model and Gossip Girl this season, last night's Tyra crossover into the Upper East Side was particularly bizarre to me. It was one of those rare but unavoidable colliding of worlds that we all experience now and again. Like when your college friends meet your high school friends, or you see your 5th grade teacher at the mall. It's just not right, and yet... it adds a whole new dimension to your knowledge about the world, and sometimes even about yourself.

Okay, I may have gone a little too far just now. I did NOT learn anything new about myself watching Tyra embarrass herself as "Ursula" on Gossip Girl. But I did learn something about her: it takes some real bravery to put yourself under the very sharp, very harsh lens of Gossip Girl critics and viewers, many of whom adore the show because they believe it reflects their holy, upper-crusty New York lifestyle.

So, even if Tyra didn't exactly self-nominate for a guest-star Emmy last night, let alone convince us that "Ursula" was a serious actress in the best role of her life... at least she tried. I can't even say that about Chace Crawford half the time.

See all of Tyra's scenes from last night's Gossip Girl (and read my episode 4 recap while you're at it!):



(Side note: Doesn't it kind of look like that's Paulina Porizkova sitting next to "Ursula" in the dark theater? Do you think that they did that on purpose? Probably not, but I got a kick out of it anyway.)

Sure, I gave Tyra a hard time in my recap about her terrible over-acting and mood swings bordering on schizophrenia (as the above clips very clearly illustrate), but part of that criticism simply has to go to the writing of this episode, which rushed no fewer than 5 distinct storylines into a one-hour program, and of the character itself, which the writers attempted to make so multidimensional in the course of her exactly 7 minutes and 57 seconds that she in turn became a one-dimensional caricature of the mentally unstable celebrity, who's a raging, distrustful meglomaniac one minute, and a debilitatingly insecure and incapable infant the next.

Sadly, such a character--or actual person, I should say--really is a cliche in today's tabloid culture. Sadder still, the real reports of celeb head-shaving, cooter-showing, and other spasmic attention-whoring make Ursula's over-the-top displays of extreme craziness and extreme desperation all the more plausible. It takes a desperate celebrity indeed to believe that friendship with table-top dancing, Euro-skanking Serena is a good move. Perhaps the fact that Ursula made such a quick, ill-advised choice should speak well of her character development. In fact, that Serena actually pulled through for the mad actress is a bit harder to believe, given her recent track record of only pulling bad ideas out of her cleavage for public view.

The saving grace of Tyra's performance was that it was, in fact, a performance. An intentional acting role as a different character with her own unique name, business, and history. Tyra spends so much time gallivanting around on America's Next Top Model as so many various versions of herself--the mentor, the mogul, the model, the muse, the mad woman--that we can never tell when she is acting for the audience and when she is simply living in front of the camera. I wonder if she even knows which persona is the personality.

Which made it a little ironic--I'd like to think that the Gossip Girl producers planned it this way, but I doubt it--that Ursula's closing line to Serena is that she has "found herself." She'd evened her keel. Taken the high road. Learned to be gracious and seek only 'good' types of attention. Picked a self she liked and stuck with it--for good. Not that she said those words, exactly, but isn't that what "finding yourself" means? If so, for all her eerie similarities to the diva we know from ANTM and The Tyra Show, by the end of the episode, the one-dimensional Ursula may have actually out-matured the "actress," Tyra Banks.

Talk about brain exploding.



-Meghan Carlson, BuddyTV Staff Writer

Image courtesy of the CW


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