You are not hallucinating that headline America. But not to worry, the General and his anti-sagging anthem isn't nominated for a Grammy, nor will he be performing on the big Grammy stage. Nope, General Larry Platt will be performing his song "loud and proud" on the Grammy red carpet according to Platt's manager via TMZ. (Yes, Larry Platt has a manager.)

Seeing that Adam Lambert will also be on the Grammy red carpet, I for one am hoping for a General and Glambert meet up. Since Adam favors skinny jeans to sagging ones, he and the General should get along just fine. Plus, if anyone could make the General's song into an even bigger sensation, it's Adam and his signature falsetto.


While Adam probably has an invitation to the big event, the General's Grammy trip will only include the red carpet. Which, and no offense to the General, we hope we never hear or see him again. When Simon said to the General he was worried Pants on the Ground could be a hit, I'm pretty sure even Simon had no idea how true that was.

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