It's American Idol day today, and an old friend has sauntered back into our lives.  Floppy-haired talent vacuum Sanjaya Malakar has managed to infiltrate the zeitgeist one more time, and I'm proud to say that it might be his most embarrassing moment yet (which is saying a lot, given the picture you are currently looking at).  Sanjaya has an album coming out, and the cover of said album has been thrust onto the internets.  It may look fake, like fan art, but it has been confirmed as the real thing.  Sanjaya is smart – he knew that the only way to garner attention once more would be to do something so hideous that the world would be forced once more to stare on in disbelief at his shaggy locks and well-groomed teenstache.  I give unto you the album cover for Sanjaya's “Dancing to the Music in my Head.” 



AHHH!!

The title of the album is one thing (for one, because it doesn't make any sense – it sounds like the title of heartbreaking autobiography written by a deaf street performer), but the cover. Oh, the cover. Good god.  Let's have a little caption contest, shall we?  What is going through Sanjaya's head right now?

“Yes, my hair is incredible and, no, I will not tell you where I get my shampoo.”

“If I could wear all denim every day for the rest of my life, I'd be a happy man.”

“I bet you can't guess where my other hand is.”

“I think I'll hire an Native American sand painter to do the cover art.”

“There's a nice breeze in here and I'm not wearing any pants.”


American Idol 8 premieres tonight on FOX at 8pm with a two-hour audition episode.


-Oscar Dahl, BuddyTV Senior Writer
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