Because The Kinetic King is performing tonight, so Nick Cannon is lowered by a ... rope? Crane? Who cares, its not like we can understand whats going on anyway. Bring on The Kinetic King! Ahhh that picture of him when he was a kid, looking exactly the same! He promises hell be bringing out the big sticks. Woo-hoos across America. Everyone had to put on their goggles in his honor. Its working! Its working SO WELL! This would only be better if Nick Cannon hadnt inserted himself into the act. "Oh yeah," The Kinetic King says.
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