American Idol heads home to Los Angeles tonight, where thousands ofsingers (and plenty of non-singers) with Hollywood dreams willaudition. Joining the usual cast of characters -- 2 billion percentDawg, I‘m Not Paula, and Mr. I-am-SO-Out-Of-Here -- at tonight‘s judgespanel will be pop-provocateur Katy Perry and pink punk princess AvrilLavigne. As always, I‘ll be here sharing my Idol thoughts live,complete with the official Katy and Avril ratings of thememorable auditions. In honor of Katy Perry being a guest judge, I had grand plans to rewritethe lyrics to her hit single "I Kissed A Girl," so they would apply tothe
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