Group performances, group performances! Ryan Seacrest tells us that "not everyone will survive" this one. Is he serious? Does he mean someone will actually die? Lord, I hope not. Just say what you mean, Ryan! Anyway, I love the group performances because it is the one time in the entire season that terrible group performances will be judged accordingly. After this week, everyone will be forced to say that group performances like "The Top 10 Sing Hits from Rascal Flatts!" are great. They wont be great, though.
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