Season 5 Episodes

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Stan's Night Out

Season 5, Episode 20 - Air Date: 5/17/2009
Stan leaves Francine at home to go out with the boys, but guys' night out goes from wild to reckless when Stan finds himself in one compromising situation after another.
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Daddy Queerest

Season 5, Episode 19 - Air Date: 5/10/2009
Neighbors Terry and Greg are nervous when Terry's father, football great Tank Bates, announces that he will be coming to town for a visit.
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Weiner of Our Discontent

Season 5, Episode 18 - Air Date: 5/3/2009
Roger has been behaving like a selfish brat for years, and Stan has had enough! When he calls Roger out, he declares that he has in fact been sent to earth as "the decider" to determine the fate of man kind.
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Every Which Way But Lose

Season 5, Episode 17 - Air Date: 4/26/2009
Steve joins a junior football team to make Stan proud. However, when a hyper-competitive Stan assumes the position of head coach, Steve gets kicked off the team for not being good enough.
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Delorean Story-an

Season 5, Episode 16 - Air Date: 4/19/2009
Stan is excited about finally building his dream car: a DeLorean. Francine encourages him to include Steve, so the two take a road trip in search of doors for the sports car.
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Wife Insurance

Season 5, Episode 15 - Air Date: 3/29/2009
When Stan gets kidnapped in Colombia, Francine fears he's gone for good. Stan finally reappears unharmed, but the real trouble erupts in the Smith household when he admits that he has a plan to marry his dentist if Francine dies before him.
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Bar Mitzvah Hustle

Season 5, Episode 14 - Air Date: 3/22/2009
Steve and the gang sabotage a stuck-up kid's bar mitzvah (voiced by Seth Green) after he hits on Steve's girlfriend, Debbie (voiced by Lizzy Caplan).
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Jack's Back

Season 5, Episode 13 - Air Date: 3/15/2009
Steve signs Stan up for a father-son bike tournament, but the plan veers off-track when Stan admits that his father never taught him how to ride a bike.
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Roy Rogers McFreely

Season 5, Episode 12 - Air Date: 3/8/2009
When Stan forgets to pick up grenadine at the grocery store, Roger goes ballistic and vows to get him back by taking over a project close to Stan's heart - the Homeowner's Association.
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Live and Let Fry

Season 5, Episode 11 - Air Date: 3/1/2009
When Langley Falls implements a ban on trans fats, Stan finds himself legally separated from his favorite foods.
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Family Affair

Season 5, Episode 10 - Air Date: 2/15/2009
When the Smiths try to plan a family game night, Roger is full of excuses about prior commitments. However, when he is caught in a lie, the Smiths feel stabbed in the back when they realize Roger has been cheating on them with other families.
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Stan Time

Season 5, Episode 9 - Air Date: 2/8/2009
Stan is exhausted every night and doesn't have any time for himself. When his co-worker Dick (voiced by David Koechner) gives him pills that allow him to stay up all night, but feel like he slept a full eight hours - Stan is ecstatic!
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Season 5, Episode 8 - Air Date: 1/25/2009
When Steve finds out he has scoliosis and has to wear a back brace, he becomes the laughingstock of the school, but feels better when Stan admits to wearing a toupee since he was Steve's age.
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Phantom of the Telethon

Season 5, Episode 7 - Air Date: 11/30/2008
When the CIA's budget gets cut, Roger suggests that Stan hold a telethon to raise funds. When Stan takes credit for the brilliant idea, Roger does everything in his power to sabotage it.
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Pulling Double Booty

Season 5, Episode 6 - Air Date: 11/16/2008
Hayley breaks up with her boyfriend and ends up in the arms of Stan's body double from the CIA, but things get really bizarre when the body double starts hitting on Francine.
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Escape From Pearl Bailey

Season 5, Episode 5 - Air Date: 11/9/2008
Steve plots to get revenge against the popular girls at school who torment his girlfriend Debbie (voiced by Lizzy Caplan).
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Choosey Wives Choose Smith

Season 5, Episode 4 - Air Date: 11/2/2008
Stan becomes jealous when he finds out Francie was engaged to a pilot whose plane crashed. Little does she know that Travis is still alive and Stan and Roger track him down and force Francine to decide between them.
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One Little Word

Season 5, Episode 3 - Air Date: 10/19/2008
When Stan becomes Bullock's No. 1 guy, he feels like he can't say no to anything including his outrageous personal requests.
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The One That Got Away

Season 5, Episode 2 - Air Date: 10/5/2008
Roger's drinking gets out of control, in the process Roger's identity gets stolen and is ruining his credit.
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1600 Candles

Season 5, Episode 1 - Air Date: 9/28/2008
The Smith family gets ready to celebrate Roger's big 1-6-double-0 but are sidetracked by Steve's horrifying announcement that he's going through puberty!