Phyllis Lapin-Vance (Phyllis Smith) on "The Office" is a pessimistic and eccentric sales representative who works at Dunder Mifflin. She adds an element of comedy to the show in the form of her mundane and somewhat monotone style and loves to gossip with her coworkers. Often Phyllis ends up being the butt of her boss Michael's (Steve Carell) jokes.

Memorable Quotes:

"Close your mouth, sweetie. You look like a trout."

"If they don't like it then they can leave - I mean, a lot of their work can be done in India."

"This isn't a toast. You're just thinking out loud."